Wednesday, May 20, 2009

AHHH! ! ! Another Twilight Book?! NOOO! ! !

Am I totally stupid or what? I should have known this was coming but, I was hoping it wouldn't. I'm being told that every one already knew. Midnight Sun. The name of the newest torture Stephenie Meyer has cooked up for me. It will never end, will it? So if you like Twilight, here is a link to a draft. Ugh. I am doomed!!!


Monday, May 18, 2009

Do I Look Like A Messenger To You? Yeah I Guess I Do.

So today I Find out that Team Jacob and Team Edward (at least at my school) aren't talking. And, oh yeah, I've been elected Messenger Girl. As you can imagine, I was very pleased. Who I'm I kidding! I was madder than a wet hen! Of course there is the bonus of knowing what is being written, so I wasn't that mad. And it started pay off right away. Team E had a letter for Team J. I nearly busted a gut reading this:

Dear Team Jacob,
You cannot even start to imagine
how little we care for you.
It's just. . . usually we have dogs as pets,
not as lovers.
So please keep your puppy away from us.
Yours Truly,
Team Edward
*snort* If you didn't laugh at that, you have zip sense of humor. *giggles*

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Umm... Maybe team J isn't that crazy... Hey! what am I saying! Help!



Okay, Not take I am going to go all Twilighty or anything, but I sorta see where Team Jacob is coming from. I mean have you seen Taylor Lautner? He is hot! Not hot enough that I'm going to go out and buy every single thing that has his name/picture on it, unlike some people. His abs are very hot though... Resisting the wine while enjoying the banquet.

I need therapy. I'm quoting twilight! Urg! Why do I talk to some people! A better question would be: Why do I know crazy people? At one of my not so sane friend's (let's call her Friend One) b-day party, I had to, against my will, watch Twilight a near 15 times and listen to the sound track and playlist so many times I know the words to the songs. I nearly died. Speak of the devil and the devil shall apear! Hear comes Frieng One now. I got to go. Hear is some eye candy!

Isn't He Hawt!!!! - Friend One

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Robessed? Twi-Hard? Twimom? Crazy?

Hi! Bella Dawn here! I created this blog for something to do, while my mom and BFFs read Twilight. Again. My mom is one of the "awesome" Twimom and my friends are obsessed with Rob (robsessed) and are Twi-Hards. I am the only sane one.
Being a Teen, it is very hard to go though the day without hearing, seeing, making a face at and be literally dragged into a twilight conversation. I count the hours until school is out. Yesterday, at lunch, My friends were talking about the pros and cons of have a vampire BF. Not that I was really listening, here is a outline of the conversation ( it's a good thing I'm doing this 'cause I just know I'm going to be quizzed on it):
Friend One: OMG! I wish I had a vampy BF! (She is on Team Edward.)
Friend Two: No you don't. One wrong move and he could kill you. You should want a Werewolf BF. (That would be Team Jacob, right?)
FOne: Vampires are so much hotter! Plus they sparkle.
Friend Three: I would want both. One to warm you up and one to cool you down. (Umm, Team Switzerland?)
FTwo: *snort* If by cool you down you mean give you hypothermia then you're right.
Me: You can only get hypothermia when you are wet.
FTwo: And what side are you on?
Me: Forget I said anything.
See my point? It's like a jungle out there! So to all you normal people out there, I feel your pain. Hopefully this will all blow over soon. Most likely three years. HELP!!