Do I Look Like A Messenger To You? Yeah I Guess I Do.

So today I Find out that Team Jacob and Team Edward (at least at my school) aren't talking. And, oh yeah, I've been elected Messenger Girl. As you can imagine, I was very pleased. Who I'm I kidding! I was madder than a wet hen! Of course there is the bonus of knowing what is being written, so I wasn't that mad. And it started pay off right away. Team E had a letter for Team J. I nearly busted a gut reading this:

Dear Team Jacob,

You cannot even start to imagine

how little we care for you.

It's just. . . usually we have dogs as pets,

not as lovers.

So please keep your puppy away from us.

Yours Truly,

Team Edward

*snort* If you didn't laugh at that, you have zip sense of humor. *giggles*